Patient Name: Dr. Kimberly Shaw Mancini

Cause of Injury: Drunk driving car accident

Patient History: In the Shaw family, the apple must not fall far from the tree, since this redhead's mom said Kim flatlined - but a string of murders, a babynapping, and some poolside pyrotechnics proved Kimberly's return from the "dead" awakened a monstrous Ms. Hyde in the formerly delicate doctor.

Diagnosis: The "She Wasn't Really Dead" Coma

Outcomes: Drastic personality change, labile emotional responses, and reactionary aggression.

Patient Name: Drew Allison Carey

Cause of Injury: Car accident

Patient History: Drew's accident sent his consciousness into a world of bikini models, pizza trees, and Mimi slavishly fulfilling his every request. Is it really a surprise that Drew was begging St. Peter to let him in the Pearly Gates when the alternative is heading back down to "The Mistake by the Lake"?

Diagnosis: The "Traumatic Brain Injury Can Be Fun" Coma

Outcomes: Existence in dream-like fantasy state, disinterest in personal well-being, and unconscious aversion to medical treatment.

Patient Name: Aimee McAdams

Cause of Injury: Head trauma suffered from falling down a flight of stairs

Patient History: Having fallen while running from a man killing her mother, Aimee must jog her memory to piece together the murder - all the while trying to stay one step ahead of the killer who didn't think to just take care of Aimee at the bottom of the stairwell in the first place.

Diagnosis: The "Amnesia Always Enhances Plot Structure" Coma

Outcomes: Post-traumatic amnesia, loss of appetite, and excessive stress due to constant fear.

Patient Name: Clifford "Cliff" Barnes

Cause of Injury: Failed suicide attempt

Patient History: Prior to his suicide attempt, Cliff managed to make a Texas-sized mess out of his life. By running his mother's company into bankruptcy and botching his one chance of snatching Sue Ellen's love away from J.R., Cliff opted to take the coward's way out…and even couldn't get that right.

Diagnosis: The "Tune In Next Season" Coma

Outcomes: Thoughts of self-harm, loss of sexual drive, and withdrawal from social situations.

Patient Name: Cordelia Chase

Cause of Injury: Left unconscious by "birthing" Jasmine, an evil Deity that controlled her body

Patient History: Cordelia's mind and body just couldn't handle the fact that the malevolent spirit that she was harboring inside of her forced her to sleep with a boy she used to babysit in what might be the first case of a being bringing about its own conception through demon-proxy pedophilia.

Diagnosis: The "Possessed Postnatal" Coma

Outcomes: Demonic possession, postpartum depression, and detachment from worldly obligations.

Patient Name: Paul Kane

Cause of Injury: Helicopter crash

Patient History: When Paul awakes from his coma, everything - from his family down to his memory of what he last had for lunch - is gone. However, when his shadowy former boss sends in assailants to kill him, the less-than-svelte Paul must wheezingly punch, kick, and fight his way towards the truth of who he is.

Diagnosis: The "Poor Man's Bourne Identity" Coma

Outcomes: Dissociative fugue, subconscious knowledge of self-defense techniques, and delusions of government persecution.

Patient Name: Claudia Parr

Cause of Injury: Failed murder attempt

Patient History: Claudia awakens not as a frail, frightened female but as a women who takes the law into her own hands as she sifts through possible attackers (including her closest friends and family) and gets her own kind of revenge.

Diagnosis: The "Victim with a Vengeance" Coma

Outcomes: Paranoia, reclusiveness, and intense suspicion of family members.

Patient Name: Michael "Mike" Delfino

Cause of Injury: Hit-and-run accident with his neighbor, Orson

Patient History: When this contract-killer-turned-plumber turned up in Orson's orthodontics chair after nearly exposing the root of the dentist's lies the previous year, Mike then found himself in front of Orson's fender- but really, wouldn't a healthy dose of Novocaine be easier on everyone involved?

Diagnosis: The "Hit and Run" Coma

Outcomes: Retrograde amnesia and a new girlfriend -- until he was sent to prison.

Patient Name: Abigail Foster

Cause of Injury: Advanced stage of encephalitis virus

Patient History: After two decades, Abigail wakes up as a 17-year-old in a 37-year-old's body. She must come to terms with the fact that her high-school sweetheart is now married to her competitive little sister, and she must adapt to life with new technology -- ATMs and stereo headphones.

Diagnosis: The "20 Years Later" Coma

Outcomes: Juvenile emotional processes, temporal confusion, and body dysmorphic disorder caused by emotional-physical age difference.

Patient Name: John Robert "Johnny" Smith

Cause of Injury: Car accident

Patient History: A preexisting head injury Johnny had from an ice rink fall at age 6 causes the car crash to open up the "dead zone" of his brain and glimpse the past and future with a narrow window of time to change what he sees - in a show just asking to be packaged with a "Do Not Try At Home" sticker.

Diagnosis: The "Superpsychic Powers" Coma

Outcomes: Minor brain trauma, possible development of bipolar tendencies, and ability to see visions of past and future.