Crash and Splash: Top 10 TV Movies & Miniseries About Meteors and Storms
Maj Canton - July 14, 2009
It's time once again for Big Boulders and Wild Weather as NBC airs two new miniseries -- Meteor and The Storm. "Wait," you say, "haven't I seen these before?" Well, yes and no. You'll get a different cast, flashier special effects and grittier language, but you'll see the same old storylines.
What's a recipe for a disaster made-for-TV movie?
- Start with a few celebs.
- Add some rocks or water falling from the sky.
- Put a city (or the entire planet) in peril.
- Turn the stars into intrepid heroes.
- Make the heroes race against time to save humanity from impending doom.
Since Part 1 of Meteor aired Sunday and Part 1 of The Storm premieres in two weeks, it's a good time to take a look at the top five TV movies/miniseries about meteorites and storms so you can see just how formulaic these disaster flicks really are. Before we begin, there are just a few rules:
- No theatrical films. That's right, "Armageddon," "Deep Impact" and "The Perfect Storm" aren't eligible.
- Fictional stories only. Triumph Over Disaster: The Hurricane Andrew Story isn't eligible either.
- For storm movies, lots of little things have to fall from the sky -- rain, hail, snow, nanobots -- which rules out most stories about tornadoes and damaged dams.
Now on to the two Top-5 lists...
Really Big Boulders Falling From the Sky
TV Movie or Miniseries (Network, Year) |
Who Are the Stars? |
What Rocks Are Hurtling Toward Earth? |
Who's in Danger? |
How Much Time Do They Have? |
Who Are the Reluctant Heroes Everyone Ignores at First? |
How Do People Try to Fix the Problem? |
(CBS, 1994) |
Jane Kaczmarek; Sander Vanocur |
Meteorites...Sent by Aliens |
The Entire Planet |
Minutes | A Scientist |
Nuclear Weapons (In the Air) |
(NBC, 1997) |
Annabella Sciorra; Michael Biehn |
Fragments from an Asteroid |
The Entire Planet |
Minutes to Hours |
An Astronomer and a FEMA Director |
Lasers Mounted on Air Force Fighter Planes |
(USA, 1998) |
Tom Wopat |
Meteorite Shower from a Comet |
Leroy, Arizona |
Hours to Days |
A Science Teacher and an Ex-Bomb Squad Professional |
The Residents Panic, Run and Hide |
(SCI FI, 2009) |
Jack Coleman |
Fragment from the Comet Copernicus |
The Entire Planet |
Days to Weeks |
An Astrophysicist |
Nuclear Weapons (Underwater) |
(ABC, 2009) |
David James Elliott; Natasha Henstridge |
Fragments of the Moon...and Then the Entire Moon |
The Entire Planet |
39 Days |
A Team of Astrophysicists |
Nuclear Weapons (On the Moon) |
Wild & Deadly Storms
TV Movie or Miniseries (Network, Year) |
Who Are the Stars? |
Who Started the Storm? |
How Bad's the Weather? | Who's in Danger? | Who Are the Reluctant Heroes? |
What Do the Heroes Do? |
Hurricane (ABC, 1974) |
Larry Hagman; Martin Milner |
Mother Nature |
Category 5 (Hurricane Hilda) |
Cassler, Mississippi |
An Air Force Pilot and a Recreational Boater | Warn and Help Citizens |
(Fox Family, 1999) |
Luke Perry; Martin Sheen |
US Air Force |
Category 5 (Hurricane Elizabeth) |
Los Angeles |
An Inventor and an Air Force Officer |
Use a Plane to Move the Weather-Generating Device to Sea |
(SCI FI, 2005) |
Danica McKellar; Chris Pratt |
StarkCorp |
A Superstorm of Nanobots |
The Pacific Northwest |
A Reporter, a Scientist and a Colonel |
Use a Plane to Deliver an Electromagnetic Pulse |
Category 6: Day of Destruction (CBS, 2004) |
Nancy McKeon; Thomas Gibson |
Mother Nature |
Category 6 Superstorm Over Chicago |
North America |
A Meteorologist, a Reporter and a Utility Employee |
Warn and Help Citizens |
Category 7: The End of the World (CBS, 2005) |
Gina Gershon |
Mother Nature |
Category 7 Superstorm Over Washington, DC |
The Entire Planet |
A FEMA Director, a Storm Chaser, a Scientist and a Military Man |
Warn and Help Citizens |
Contributions from: Mike Vicic.